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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
great money shop spend web
The Web is a great place to shop and spend money, but it's pretty great for making money too. Joanne Pratt
great work
That's what I work for every year. It'll be a great feeling. Marcus Thames
great mixed race runners top
Zach had a great race for us as he mixed in with some of the top runners in the state. Sean McMahon
great japanese needs puerto team till wait
You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see Venezuela. . . . Matsui is a great player. The Japanese team needs him. Tommy Lasorda
great hear meek men small swallow tame
Your sheep, that were wont to be so meek and tame and so small eaters, now, as I hear say, be become so great devourers, and so wild, that they eat up and swallow down the very men themselves. Thomas More
great hope hurt player
You really hope that he's OK. He's a great player and you never want to see a player get hurt like that. Ken Johnson
great neighbor neighbors
You're a great neighbor and we all know what you're doing, and we know you're going to do this with care, Mike Dunne
great minutes nick playing
Beno has been playing great for us. With Nick out right now, Beno is getting a lot of minutes and he has really responded well. Tim Duncan
great guards guys job meeting
We wanted to take away their penetration. Our big guys did a great job of meeting their guards in the lane. Phil Colicchio
heart men land
There is no land like England, Where'er the light of day be; There are no hearts like English hearts, Such hearts of oak as they be; There is no land like England, Where'er the light of day be: There are no men like Englishmen, So tall and bold as they be! And these will strike for England, And man and maid be free To foil and spoil the tyrant Beneath the greenwood tree. Alfred Lord Tennyson
heart voice giving
Your soul’s desire are with you at birth like a hidden treasure chest of possibilities for you to discover as you grow and evolve into the person you were meant to be. Give voice to what you long for in the deepest place in your heart. Debbie Ford
heart up-north my-heart
In my heart, I'm an Alabaman who went up north to work. E. O. Wilson
heart compassion bigotry
I'm not here to talk about bigotry in the sense that I don't know what's in Donald Trump's heart. I hope that it's a heart of compassion. Donna Brazile
heart who-i-am expression
Everything I do is a matter of heart, body and soul. For me, designing is an expression of who I am as a woman, with all the complications, feelings and emotions. Donna Karan
heart earth god-love
If we have got the true love of God shed abroad in our hearts, we will show it in our lives. We will not have to go up and down the earth proclaiming it. We will show it in everything we say or do. Dwight L. Moody
heart family-and-friends lost
But although she was with family and friends, she'd never felt more alone. She felt as if she'd lost a vital part of herself and she had - her heart. Debbie Macomber
heart fighting heavy
What's really heavy on my heart is fighting physical inactivity. Allyson Felix
heart growth want
Being a businessman, you want to invest your time and your heart into growth and a legacy, and sometimes it's about going over there and getting it. But you don't have to lose yourself. Anthony Hamilton