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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
firsts film lowest
I got paid 20 grand for my first film. And that's the lowest I ever got paid. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
firsts tvs remember
The first film I can remember seeing on TV was 'The Brides of Dracula.' I was instantly hooked. Mark Gatiss
firsts shameless get-up
I like 'Shameless.' The first season I just watched it straight through. I literally didn't get up. I just had to finish it. Navid Negahban
firsts steps beginners
Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don't be afraid to take that first step. Muhammad Ali
firsts annihilation
Our first work must be the annihilation of everything as it now exists. Mikhail Bakunin
firsts succeed pay
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you. Mark Hoppus
firsts frightened
When I first started auditioning I would stutter a lot because I was so terribly frightened. Nicholas Brendon
firsts pages novel
I started my first novel when I was 10, and have produced thousands of pages of juvenilia since. Ned Beauman
firsts versace call-me
After Versace was murdered, the first person to call me was Mandela. Naomi Campbell