Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Joy Handleris an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer. She hosted a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016. In May 2016 she began her new talk show Chelsea on Netflix. In 2012, Time placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1975
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
... some of the best sex I can barely remember.
He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.