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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog people discipline
When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like a diet. You've got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure. Cesar Millan
dog lying next
This alpha dog is not going to take it lying down next time. Janice Dickinson
dog time men
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all. Baltasar Gracian
dog believe people
It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. Ricky Gervais
dog last needs poor remaining
Countess and all her dog friends are very special, and poor Countess is the last one remaining who needs a home! Melissa Peterson
dog league love rivals shot support top understand
We feel like we can play with anyone. We understand that UVC is the top dog in our league and we would love another shot at them. They are our rivals but they are also our friends. We support them and they support us. James Forni
dog home bird
If you want to retire young and retire rich, it is very important that your money be like a bird dog, going out every day and bringing home more and more assets. Robert Kiyosaki
real may information
More and more, the things we do in real life will end up as Facebook posts. And while we may be consoled by the fact that most of this stuff is being posted just to our friends, it only takes one friend to share that information with his or her friends to start a viral chain. Ben Parr
real order intellectual
The task of the real intellectual consists of analyzing illusions in order to discover their causes. Arthur Miller
real mind world
Success is achieved twice. Once in the mind and the second time in the real world. Azim Premji
reality fiction epiphany
What we search for in fiction is not so much reality, but the epiphany of truth. Azar Nafisi
real believe men
I believe there's a huge distinction between un macho and a real man. I don't think you have to be one to be another. Benjamin Bratt
real opportunity acting
The whole thing about acting, the draw for me, is the opportunity to do things you don't get to do in real life. Benjamin Bratt
reality ideas broken
Not only has President Bush broken his word on funding, he has not put in the effort required to turn this excellent idea into a lifesaving reality. Jamie Drummond
reality men order
A man may be born, but in order to be born he must first die, and in order to die he must first awake. Carl Sandburg
real law doubt
I have no doubt that if an actual ticking bomb situation were to arise, our law enforcement authorities would torture. The real debate is whether such torture should take place outside of our legal system or within it. The answer to this seems clear: If we are to have torture, it should be authorized by the law. Alan Dershowitz