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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny art book
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming. Arthur Balfour
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor people trying
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humor mean thinking
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. Simon Pegg
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Prices had already factored in a Category 5 hurricane, so when the storm lost intensity and headed further east the market sold off. John Brady
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Oil prices at these levels are providing all kinds of dislocation issues for stocks. Earnings and the economic data are O.K., but with oil where it is, the market is unable to make a decision, long or short, and there's certainly no real catalyst for buying. Joseph Battipaglia
catching coming race
Teague said that he's coming after me in the goal-scoring race. He told me he only has 30 more to go, so he's catching up.
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These are the fastest growing segments, and are markets in which CA can take a lead. I want us to be the category leader or number-two in each space we operate in, and be seen as mindshare leader and as an innovator.
catch deal hour lay maybe somewhere
We're here all day, so I just need somewhere to lay down and maybe catch an hour of TV, then go to sleep. I'll be back in here in the morning, so it's not that big of a deal right now. Rob Bironas
cat approval
The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient. Barbara Mertz
cat people lap
Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.
cat gnosis degrees
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops. Carl Van Vechten
cat rights people
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.