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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
eight foul left seconds shots
We were down by two with eight seconds left to go, but they made some foul shots and we couldn't convert. Travis Paquet
eight hurt minutes points
She scored more points in eight minutes than she scored in the first half. That really hurt us.
eight fairly given kids leading nine team
On any given night, eight or nine different kids could be the leading scorer for us. We've got a team that is fairly deep.
eight elite final goals sweet
Should they have goals of the sweet 16 and elite eight and final four? Sure. I would think so.
eight months season seven shooting work
Shooting a season can be a grind. It can be seven to eight months of work. Once you stop, it slows down any momentum you had. Cress Williams
eight great slow
She has not done that in probably eight years. I feel like I slow down a lot more with her, which is great because that's my big problem, I get too fast.
eight fair longer men share since women
Since women live about eight years longer than men, they are getting their fair share of years of jeopardy.
eight freshman game kinda last offense run
She is kinda on a roll. Last game she had eight assists and two turnovers, and to run our offense as a freshman is phenomenal.
eight extension period refused sufficient time weeks
She refused the extension on the grounds that the time period of eight weeks should be sufficient for Microsoft.