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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
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I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
fitness attention biscuits
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas
fitness flower health
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.
fitness injuries levels players skill
We want to see that these players are over their injuries and their fitness and skill levels are up to international standard, Richard Hadlee
fitness men disease
The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases Edward Jenner
fitness health two
Time And health are two precious assets that we don't recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted. Denis Waitley
fitness fields bigs
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. Carol Vorderman
fitness dirty food
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Charles M. Schulz
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Until they go through fitness tests it's impossible to know if they are totally right. If you remember, we all thought Simon Jones would be fit to play at the Oval and he didn't.
fitness healthy vitamins
When I do get time, I like to hike and I take lots of vitamins and powders to keep healthy. Catherine Bell
healthy purpose way
The sum of the whole is this: walk and be happy; walk and be healthy. The best way to lengthen out our days is to walk steadily and with a purpose.
health disease vices
No company is preferable to bad. We are more apt to catch the vices of others than virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.
health eye noses
I am at the moment deaf in the ears, hoarse in the throat, red in the nose, green in the gills, damp in the eyes, twitchy in the joints and fractious in temper from a most intolerable and oppressive cold.
health law wellness
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. Charles Simmons
health years dollars
They said it was impossible to touch the third rail of politics, to take on public-sector unions and to reform a pension and health benefits system that was headed to bankruptcy. But with bipartisan leadership, we saved taxpayers $132 billion dollars over 30 years and saved retirees their pensions. We did it. Chris Christie
healthy able normal
One could say that in case of need, every normal and healthy woman is able to hold a position. And there is no profession which cannot be practiced by a woman. Edith Stein
health thinking lunch
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. Arnold Schwarzenegger
healthy healthy-relationship built
A healthy relationship is built on unwavering trust Beau Mirchoff
healthy trying too-much
As for my diet, I try to eat lean, clean and healthy - nothing too surprising. And I avoid too much meat or dairy because they slow you down. Bear Grylls