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funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage tvs buttons
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. Rick Reilly
funny-marriage guy want
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison
funny-marriage forever soul
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. Russell M. Nelson
funny-marriage wife only-time
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. Kin Hubbard
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. Oscar Wilde
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Gracie Allen
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. Charles Caleb Colton
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion. Charles Dickens
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon.
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own
people missionary christianity
Had I cared for the comments of people, I should never have been a missionary. Charles Studd
people littles controversy
In general, a little controversy isn't harmful: if anything, it gets people interested. Charles Stross
people church opinion
I certainly respect other people's opinions, but I would not vote for a woman to be the pastor of a church. Charles Stanley
people waiting lord
The Lord's people have always been a waiting people. Charles Spurgeon
people sin made
People will not receive the balm of the gospel unless they know something of the wounds that sin has made.
married partnership said
Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she feared that marriage would flatten it into a prosaic partnership. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
married reader
Reader, I literally married him. Charlotte Bronte
married affair hush-hush
My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding. Bipasha Basu
married models i-can
I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along. Elizabeth Moon
married soldiers
There's a lot more soldiers that are married than single. Ron Fehr
married true wife
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy
married reason
I vowed I wouldn't get married until someone gave me one good reason to. No one ever did - but I got married anyway Jane Fonda
married take-time
When I do get married again, I'm just going to take time off. Janet Jackson
married cruise justin
Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy. Bar Refaeli