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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
last trace
Rather, like the anarchists of the last century, he didn't care if he was killed or not. They just wanted to be known. We found no trace of any conspiracy. John Sherman Cooper
last played team
We're a better team right now, the way we've played the last 10 games. Bobby Lutz
last looking selective signed taking year
We signed 23 last year, and this year we signed 12. This year we were very selective because we were looking at taking one at every position, basically. Bobby Lamb
lasts months
The last 29 days of the month are the toughest! Nikola Tesla
last trust
Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love. Rabindranath Tagore
last months nine saw waiting work
What I saw today, it made me feel good. It made my work for the last nine months look good. I've been waiting for it. Octavio Dotel
last taken train year
In the last year or so, this has really taken off like a freight train without brakes. Philip Mote
last year
In the last year and a half, (A9) hasn't skyrocketed in popularity. Danny Sullivan
last seeing
In the last two years, we're seeing more and more communities saying, 'We just don't want to use the technology. Eric Skrum
leadership basketball practice
I just love the game of basketball so much. The game! I don't need the 18,000 people screaming and all the peripheral things. To me, the most enjoyable part is the practice and preparation. Bobby Knight
leading
We were leading 7-2 in the game. We just didn't get it done. Bobby Howard
leader boss unions
My problem with public sector union leaders, the bosses, has been they stood in the way of protecting the taxpayer. Scott Walker
lead lovely
I'm not the kind that could lead the millionaire lifestyle. I've got a truck, and I've got my bike. I've got a lovely Labrador and two kitty-cats. I live very modestly. Sophie B. Hawkins
leader natural felt
I've always felt that I'm a natural leader. Lamar Odom
leader dreamer dogma
Our greatest leaders are neither dreamers nor dictators: They are, like Jefferson, those who articulate national aspirations yet master the mechanics of influence and know when to depart from dogma. Jon Meacham
leader trying president
I am going to work with Tom Daschle. And I'll work with the Republican leaders and the president to try and come up with something that we can all be proud of. John Breaux
leader preparation pace
We must be prepared to keep pace with our leaders, stride for their every lengthened stride. M. Russell Ballard
leader sincere members
Members are more likely to seek counsel from leaders from whom they feel sincere love emanating. M. Russell Ballard
looked pitch winner
He looked like a 20-game winner today. He really did. He can't pitch any better than he did today. Bobby Cox
looked send town
We send them (Marlins) out of town with no change. After those first two games, it looked bleak. Phil Garner
looking throw
They're always looking to throw it downfield. We've got to get them to punt and get some turnovers. Pat Murphy
people save threatened
Some people think that because it's a threatened species, that every one we save is good. But not if they never get to live in the wild. Andy Johnson
people political
Some people think 'Lord of War' is a political film, Andrew Niccol
people
Southern people remind me a lot of Australia. Liam Hemsworth
people response terms tied
So there's a lot of people tied into believing that the traditional response to the authorship question. In terms of actors, some people get very angry about it. Mark Rylance
people though
Nowadays it seems as though people sit down to write what they know is going to be a trilogy. Lois Lowry
people sucked wealth
Tell the people of Serbia how much wealth you have sucked out during the same years they have been impoverished in Serbia, Robin Cook
people pursue socially societies tech
Tech innovation is something societies have to pursue as vigorously as they can. We have to innovate civically and socially at the same rate; otherwise, you create unfortunate disruptions, and that's where you have people opposing technological innovations. Nick Hanauer
people portray written
Sometimes I want to convey something complex philosophically, and sometimes I just want to portray myself in a situation that I think other people have been in many times, but it hasn't been written about much. Harvey Pekar
people
Pressure makes people react in different ways. Some people plunge in, and others take the way out. Ron Moody
team winning texas
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning the national championship three times. Bobby Knight
team america race
I own a Ferrari race team, and we race all over North America. Robert Herjavec
team responsibility giving
I learnt from an early age the need to delegate responsibility out to other team members as there is just too much for one person to do themselves. What is the point of hiring talented team members if you don't give them the freedom to make the most of the chance you have given them? Richard Branson
team animal order
Order is a necessary condition for making a structure function. A physical mechanism, be it a team of laborers, the body of an animal, or a machine, can work only if it is in physical order. Rudolf Arnheim
team the-end-of-the-day ends
At the end of the day, the team you build is the company you build. Steve Case
team golf hockey
Some things cannont possibly happen, because they are both too improbable and too perfect. The U.S. hockey team cannot beat the Russians in the 1980 Olympics. Jack Nicklaus cannot shoot 65 to win the Masters at age forty-six. Nothing else comes immediately to mind. Thomas Boswell
team years organization
I have excellent relationships with Jewish organizations and participate every year in a Hanukkah celebration with my family. There haven't been any anti-Semitic tendencies in my team for a long time. Viktor Yushchenko
team winning games
The only difference between a winning team and a losing team is one game. The winning team can win two out of three games...the losing team can only win one out of three. Vin Scully
team book years
I don't care how I got here. In the books, when you look at it 10 or 20 years from now, it's not going say how he got here, it's going to say he's here and he represented the team. Vince Carter
years sam-cooke
I started with Sam Cooke when I was 6 or 7 years old. Bobby Womack
years issues adequate
Each year over 2,500 commercial vessels enter the Port of Hampton Roads alone, so adequate funding for port security is a significant issue for those of us who live in Richmond and Hampton Roads. Bobby Scott
years cpr police
In the last 5 years I've been working with the LAPD, training police officers in first aid and CPR. Bobby Sherman
years guy half
At one point, I said to the officials that you guys haven't called walking for 20 years, now you don't know what it is. When you call walking, you're about half right. Bobby Knight
year
This year is different, ... We have 11 for about four. Bobby Cox
years watches film
I love that you can watch a film and 10 years later still be affected. Adepero Oduye
years sea weather
I live by the sea in Australia and the weather of course is glorious all year round. Anna Torv
years interesting guy
Sometimes I'll be channel surfing or something, and I'll see a glimpse of something, and I'll quickly turn the sound down, and then what I look at, that's an interesting movie. But it's not me who made it. It's whoever that guy I was 10 years ago who made it. Andrew Niccol
years california care
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens. Ann Coulter