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funny beautiful baby
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny family food
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
funny sports football
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
funny mothers-day mom
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
funny errors precision
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
people
These expectations of the people will have to be met, Ronald Neumann
people quo status
The status quo is dead. And that's why people are so nervous.
people statement
The statement was a little more hawkish than people anticipated. Kevin Cronin
people shut state step
The state is going to have to step in and see to it these people comply, if they have to shut them down, yank licenses.
people speak
I speak for the people of the street.
people spanish
I speak a little Spanish but I am so impressed by people who can speak a lot of different languages. Matthew Morrison
people select society unions
I sometimes think that unions don't understand that we live in a free society, and people have the right to not select union representation if they don't want it.
people slept tent
I slept in the rain. My tent was stolen. I experienced how these people live. Pras Michel
people
I see people as being what their personality is at the moment of expression.
alive minutes
It can't be dead. It was alive just a minute ago. Sharon Creech
alive
She would have liked not to be alive, or to be always asleep. Gustave Flaubert
alive america great opportunity shows
It's a great American story and I think it shows the entrepreneurial spirit, that the entrepreneurial opportunity in America is alive and well, Howard Schultz