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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
people
Despite all odds we have emerged as one people and one country. Yahya Jammeh
people willing
In the end, I think that people that are not willing to take the risk to fail are not true entrepreneurs. Yossi Vardi
people skeptical sudden telling wrist
Imagine if it happened to you: All of a sudden you find this thing on your wrist and people are telling you it has powers. I would be a little skeptical myself. Yancy Butler
people
I don't think many people will re-read 'The Da Vinci Code.' Ian Mckellen
people
People who are truly horrible are often the most interesting people in the room. You look at them and just say, 'Why?'
people
I was born into a world where a lot of people who came to the house were performers.
people trying
I don't have any hobbies. You know, I'm very embarrassed when people ask me what are my hobbies; I don't have any hobbies. I mean, it's just enough to keep up with the things I'm trying to solve. Irwin Rose
people tendency
Usually, when you're working or you're on set, everything is very guarded. At parties, people have a tendency to relax.
people
When people say, 'If you could do anything else, what would you do?' I would be an actress. That's something that I would do - I can't see myself doing anything else. Imani Hakim
smoking cleaning filling
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. Bill Vaughan
smoking masters plans
Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
smoking quitting life-is
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet. Bill Hicks
smoking support total
I do not support a total smoking ban.
smoking chocolate baths
It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate.
smoking smoke
Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast. Cesare Pavese
smoking identity cigar
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity. Charles Dickens
smoking sake dies
For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die. Charles Lamb
smoking may lasts
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.