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american-comedian bean gets writer
A writer is like a bean plant, he has his little day, and then he gets stringy. E. B. White
american-comedian army-and-navy
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London
american-comedian putting
I started getting on my feet and clowning around, and they ended up putting me in a play when I was 12. And I was hooked. Tim Robbins
american-comedian failure love rather success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
american-comedian meet nice people
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante
american-comedian closed saw someplace
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London
american-comedian cube house ice men might ready sitting social
With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. Mike Epps
american-comedian fact guy husband matt normal
The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world. Kathy Griffin
american-comedian
I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear. Harpo Marx
dry hurt
As dry as it was, I don't think it will hurt anything. Jim Burns
dry gets ground next ready trying
Once the ground gets saturated, we get slides. We're just trying to dry out and get ready for the next one. John Swenson
dry lining stars
There will not be a dry eye. I think the stars are lining up. Ron Bamberger
dry land sudden turn
You take a turn and you think it's the river, and all of a sudden you're on dry land and you have to back-paddle. John Brill
dry until value water
We do not know the value of water until we go dry Irish Proverb
dry few goes older points quick season spells
We just kind of go through dry spells occasionally, and we would give up a few quick points here and there. You want to get older as the season goes on, but occasionally we still show how young we are. S. E. Hinton
dry guy until
You go to the guy who's hot, and we're going to keep going to the well until it's dry. And he wasn't dry tonight. Steve Adelsperger
dry hands lead middle paint throw
You get started on a project, and more comes up. You find lead paint or dry rot. It happens. We're not just going to throw our hands up in the middle of it. Carol Carter
dry
There's nothing out there in tech. It's so dry that it's not funny. Ben Holmes
good remembers
As a player, you feel good when someone remembers something like that. Chairon Isenia
good knocking knows open pick
As long as I set a good pick and roll, get to the open spot, it's about me knocking down the shot. He knows when to find you. Kurt Thomas
good jobs month
Our expectations have been pretty diminished. A good month used to be 300,000 more jobs and now it is 200,000. Jared Bernstein
good happen job shot turn
Offensively, if we don't turn it over, we're going to score, and we did a good job of that in the first half. We can shoot, so when we get a shot at the basket, good things are usually going to happen for us. Tim Parmeter
good shooting
Normally, we're a very good free-throw shooting team. But tonight, we weren't. Don Kloth
good held hitting kids middle normally panicked protect quarter shooting shots team third took
Normally we're a good 3-point shooting team but we weren't hitting anything today, so they just plugged up the middle and took Chad's shots away. We panicked a little in the third quarter but the kids held together. Bruce's kids are so disciplined, and they really know how to protect their floor. Dean Wagenaar
good mountain people realized stages
After the first two mountain stages people realized Lance was as good as ever. Levi Leipheimer
good great hold open
Do you have hands? Excellent. That's a good start. Can you hold a pencil? Great. If you have a sketchbook, open it and start by making a line, a mark, wherever. Doodle. Chris Riddell
good separation
Defensively, we were just about as good as we could be. Offensively, when the separation occurred, it was because we did some things out of character. Fran Dunphy
ironic giants moments
How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again. Michael Buckley
ironic irony said
What cannot be said above all must not be silenced but written. Jacques Derrida
ironic detroit facts
It's ironic that while I was a worker in Detroit, which I left when I was twenty six, my sense was that the thing that's going to stop me from being a poet is the fact that I'm doing this crummy work. Philip Levine
ironic devil irony
Irony - The modern mode: either the devil’s mark or the snorkel of sanity. Julian Barnes
ironic party time
It's an ironic time to be having a party in Detroit. Ron Scott
odds tough vegas
It would be tough for Vegas to put odds on this thing. Jim Macaluso
odd
That's kind of an odd statistic. You don't see that too often. Joe Hughes
odd-things done television
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse. Ricky Gervais
odds perspective people
I was glad I wasn't in love, that I wasn't happy with the world. I like being at odds with everything. People in love often become edgy, dangerous. They lose their sense of perspective. They lose their sense of humor. They become nervous, psychotic bores. They even become killers. Charles Bukowski
odd places race run seen spark sparks
We've never seen a spark here out on the race track, because we've never run under the lights, so you'll see sparks in odd places that you've never seen here before. Kurt Busch
odds pay-the-price people
Most people want to be rich but they do not want to pay the price, in fact there are ways of becoming rich in which the odds are in the person's favor Robert Kiyosaki
odds age spirit
Don't you see? I'm not the spirit of any age. I'm at odds with everything and always have been! I have never belonged anywhere with anyone at any time! Anne Rice
odd
I saw that my best work was my most personal work, which is odd, because my fiction is very far afield and has nothing to do with my life. Ann Patchett
odds giving facts
No one is really going to help you or give you direction. In fact, the odds are against you. Robert Greene
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people played recognize recognized remains role street
People recognize me on the street for all kinds of different things that I've done. 'That Thing You Do' remains to be my favorite film in which I played my favorite character. That role is the one that I'm most recognized for. Johnathon Schaech
people
People really dont know or they really aint watching, ... Got to give them something to see. Karlos Dansby
people spend
People spend what's there. If it's not there, they're not going to spend it. Howard Dvorkin
people
People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
tendency
I am very troubled by the tendency to define introverts by what they lack. Introversion is a preference, not a fallback plan. Laurie Helgoe
tend vocal
The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. Colin Mochrie
tendency
We just went cold. We have a tendency to do that. Debbie Ryan
tenderness
Beauty comes from tenderness. Katherine Center
tendencies exaggeration traits
A tendency to exaggeration was a Roman trait. Edith Hamilton
tend
First novels tend to be blood-lettings, and they're focused on you, not the reader. Bob Mayer
tends
Democracy for us tends to be has to do with who shouts the loudest! Peter Hook
unless
I didn't know how to kill off a character unless I was able, as a narrator, to get really complicated. Because it was a big deal. I'd never killed a character before. Rick Moody
unless work
I don't go to work unless I feel I really have a story that would be interesting to tell. Armand Assante
unless
Unless something unforeseen happens, they are going to make it if they keep up this pace. Jacques Rogge
unless
You can't be a resource for others unless you nourish yourself. Alexandra Stoddard
unless
Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse - and things won't get worse unless they get elected. Jeane Kirkpatrick
unless
Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. Mark Zuckerberg
unless
Unless you've been there, unless you've woken up in it every morning, Kim Crosby
unless
Unless you have financial resources of your own, you can't be free. Georgette Mosbacher