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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous america chinese
America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese. David Riesman
humor cat world
The search for truth can be compared to a cat chasing her tail: frantic in her pursuit, her quarry nevetheless eludes her; despite the fact that all the world can see it's right there, it remains just beyond her reach. It cannot be possessed because, paradoxically, it is already part of her. Gina Barreca
humor dying records
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. Bill Murray
humor sense-of-humor righteous
The righteous one has no sense of humor. Bertolt Brecht
humor musician humour
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. Carolyn Wells
humor heart sanity
Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity ... Agnes Repplier
humor obscure social
Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.
monkeys
You never monkey with the truth. Ben Bradlee
monkeys red wagons
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like. Bob Dylan
monkeys should organs
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. Aneurin Bevan
monkeys why-not sadie
Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not? Rick Riordan
monkeys ass higher
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass. Thomas Watson, Jr.
monkeys evolution stills
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? Stephen Baldwin
monkeys next theory
Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay. Stephen Colbert
monkeys want experiments
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. Thomas A. Edison
monkeys
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. Sylvia Plath