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sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic clubs today
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history. Spiro T. Agnew
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
sarcastic cat sarcasm
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
sarcastic world complaining
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. Ronald Firbank
eggs hair looks
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Diana Wynne Jones
eggs broken mao
Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs. Victor Davis Hanson
eggs cells facts
In fact, in 1724 the Western world learned that women were co-creators of life that's when it was discovered that women had an egg cell. John Shelby Spong
eggs hot morning oil routine toast
I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face. Alice Temperley
eggs ravens dove
No doves come from ravens’ eggs Hannah Kent
eggs goes-on
You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad! C. S. Lewis
eggs steps feels
I feel like I'm walking on eggs and can't take another step. Bill Buckner
eggs stupidity ham
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. Groucho Marx
eggs should easier
Nature has got it all wrong: When you are younger, it should be harder to get pregnant, and as you get older it should be easier. When you are so ready, you can't do it to save your life. And when you are 21, you are so not ready, but you are ripe as could be. The eggs should become more developed the older you get, not die slowly from the day you're born. That's one thing God got wrong. Halle Berry
white apples snow
The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. Daniel Handler
white ifs
If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points. Alec Baldwin
white people scientology
Scientology is not a White religion. It is not just for White people Doug E. Fresh
white people black
To prevent enabling oppression, we demand that black people be twice as good. To prevent verifying stereotypes, we pledge to never eat a slice a watermelon in front of white people. Ta-Nehisi Coates
white house special
The White House is the leakiest place I've ever been in. (On special measures to ensure secrecy of plans to bomb Libya) Ronald Reagan
white world persons
I know a lot about being white - because I have to, I live in the white world. A white person doesn't live in the Indian world. I have to be white every day. Sherman Alexie
white america issues
The commission had to subpoena the F.A.A. for documents, had to subpoena NORAD for documents and they will never get the full story. That is one of the tragedies. One of these days we will have to get the full story because the 9-11 issue is so important to America. But this White House wants to cover it up. Max Cleland
white three four
I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. Matthew Perry
white justice chill
Just washed, How chill The white leeks! Matsuo Basho