Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
life money rest women
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
prepared
We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.
building cannot imagine looked looking turned water
You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.
people
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
gun moose spots
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
people hey bars
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
sex kids gutters
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
dark rights doe
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
needs adults supervision
I don't need adult supervision.
arkansas administration would-be
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
wish conclusion
In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.
gun enough ifs
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
wine tired sick
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
thinking past worry
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.