Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
wine people dry
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
arkansas administration would-be
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
wine eye people
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
people hey bars
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
sex kids gutters
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
dark rights doe
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
running taken men
Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!
people doing-nothing social
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
sex taught born
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
running white house
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
remember century
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
wine white house
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
running government half
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.