Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
running taken men
Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!
sex taught born
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
running white house
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
remember century
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
running government half
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
iowa california where-you-live
I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
fire tree forests
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
standards
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
years long littles
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
wine tired sick
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
teenager marijuana hands
Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
prepared
We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.
four people time voters
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!