Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
people doing-nothing social
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
sex taught born
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
fire tree forests
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
president mess knows
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
remember century
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
song men years
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
jobs thinking government
I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?
lying said
As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
fear breast-cancer men
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.
wine eye people
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
wine white house
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
wine people dry
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
credit lasts needs
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
running government half
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.