Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
iowa california where-you-live
I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
beautiful land effort
We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
fire tree forests
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
standards
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
years long littles
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
wine tired sick
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
debt why-not national-debt
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
wish conclusion
In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.
teenager marijuana hands
Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
president mess knows
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
building cannot imagine looked looking turned water
You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.
prepared
We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.
four people time voters
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
claim solve
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.