Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
girl country talking
I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!
heart land iowa
If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?
winning i-will-win ifs
If elected, I will win.
iowa california where-you-live
I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
beautiful land effort
We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
baby kissing hands
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
growing-up boys america
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
white house world
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
shallow happens deep-down
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
pondering riot supervillains
We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.
thinking pension-plans president
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
jobs government good-job
No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.
thinking alive want
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.