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funny beautiful baby
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny family food
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
funny sports football
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
funny mothers-day mom
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
funny errors precision
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
god
That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. Ted Nugent
god baby children
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Carl Sandburg
gods-creation needs harmony
We have an obligation to live in harmony with creation, with our capital... with God's creation. And we need to administer and work that very carefully. Bruce Babbitt
god faith hope
The the question whether I am a pessimist or an optimist, I answer that my knowledge is pessimistic, but my willing and hope are optimistic. Albert Schweitzer
god christian religious
Two things make a relationship providential: when we hear from God through someone and when we see God in someone. Andy Stanley
god men oneness
There is no yawning gulf between man and God. Through his aspiration and meditation, Man can become conscious of his oneness with God. Sri Chinmoy
god father special
The psychoanalysis of individual human beings, however, teaches us with quite special insistence that the god of each of them is formed in the likeness of his father, that his personal relation to God depends on his relation to his father in the flesh and oscillates and changes along with that relation, and that at bottom God is nothing other than an exalted father. Sigmund Freud
god men inhumanity-to-man
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn! Robert Burns
god stars soul
God is seen God In the star, in the stone, in the flesh, in the soul and the clod. Robert Browning
love friendship happiness
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. Sydney Smith
love inspirational life
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein
love inspirational life
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
love family happiness
The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance
love rain heart
There lived a singer in France of old By the tideless dolorous midland sea. In a land of sand and rain and gold There shone one woman, and none but she. Algernon Charles Swinburne
love life butterfly
Love, as is told by the seers of old, Comes as a butterfly tipped with gold, Flutters and flies in sunlit skies, Weaving round hearts that were one time cold.
love infinite mercy
Marvellous mercies and infinite love.
love blow sky
O Love! they die in yon rich sky, They faint on hill or field or river: Our echoes roll from soul to soul, And grow forever and forever. Blow, bugle, blow! set the wild echoes flying! And answer, echoes, answer! dying, dying, dying. Alfred Lord Tennyson
love hate scorn
Dowered with the hate of hate, the scorn of scorn, The love of love.