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funny beautiful baby
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny family food
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
funny sports football
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
funny mothers-day mom
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
funny errors precision
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
people
These expectations of the people will have to be met, Ronald Neumann
people quo status
The status quo is dead. And that's why people are so nervous.
people statement
The statement was a little more hawkish than people anticipated. Kevin Cronin
people shut state step
The state is going to have to step in and see to it these people comply, if they have to shut them down, yank licenses.
people speak
I speak for the people of the street.
people spanish
I speak a little Spanish but I am so impressed by people who can speak a lot of different languages. Matthew Morrison
people select society unions
I sometimes think that unions don't understand that we live in a free society, and people have the right to not select union representation if they don't want it.
people slept tent
I slept in the rain. My tent was stolen. I experienced how these people live. Pras Michel
people
I see people as being what their personality is at the moment of expression.
firsts pages novel
I started my first novel when I was 10, and have produced thousands of pages of juvenilia since. Ned Beauman
firsts speak breathe
Learn to breathe, learn to speak , but first ..learn to feel Joan Crawford
firsts steps first-steps
Replacing General McChrystal with David Petraeus was a good first step, but more will be needed. Jim Talent
firsts forgotten should
Relations of production are first reproduced by the materiality of the processes of production and circulation. But it should not be forgotten that ideological relations are immediately present in these same processes. Louis Althusser
firsts i-can
The first thing I can really tell you is I really love the work. John Frankenheimer
firsts actors lessons
One of the first lessons you learn as an actor is to listen.
firsts spirit christ
The Spirit must therefore first take hold of us before we can live in Christ, and when he doth so, then we are enabled to exert that vital act of faith, whereby we receive Christ. John Flavel
firsts lows forsake
As God did not at first choose you because you were high, He will not now forsake you because you are low.
firsts public-speaking jokes
Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke. Jon Stewart