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Dave Roberts He wants to make the tax cuts permanent that reduces income to the government while we're in war which increases expenses.. I don't know how you can have your cake and eat it to.
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Kevin Rogers Last year, I think it was the icing on the cake just to get to NTN. This year the expectations are higher.
cake chocolate firsts
Richard Paul Evans It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake.
cake special mitzvah
Ron Ben-Israel When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme.
cake taste reason-why
Ron Ben-Israel I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.
cake matter remember
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Paul Hatcher I'm really pleased to see Eli and Lawrence get the state recognition. The honors are icing on the cake for the type of seasons they had. They had tremendous careers and will be greatly missed.
cakes hit
Ray Brown I had to have two cakes because I had so many candles. That really hit hard.
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glasses your-boyfriend doe
Rob Sheffield One of Renee's friends asked her, "Does your boyfriend wear glasses?" She said, "No, he wears a Walkman.
glasses kind results
Richard P. Feynman When a photon comes down, it interacts with electrons throughout the glass, not just on the surface. The photon and electrons do some kind of dance, the net result of which is the same as if the photon hit only on the surface.
glasses emotion cases
Will Ferrell I'm in a glass case of emotion
glasses want clear
Tracy Kidder I want my prose to be as clear as a pane of glass.
glasses kind forget
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glasses rocks people
Jon Foreman The easiest thing to do is throw a rock. It's a lot harder to create a stained glass window. I used to get upset at the people who threw rocks but now I'd rather spend my time building the stained glass windows.
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glasses office legends
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glasses scratches records
Emo Philips A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.