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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny sports humor
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor men
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. Craig Ferguson
funny night london-olympics
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours. Craig Ferguson
sexy art avid
I'm such an avid magazine reader - music, art, beauty magazines - and I found that food and restaurants were pouring into everything I cared about. Whether it was the pop-up concept, or some mysterious mini-mall restaurant, I got swept up in the sexy romance of the food movement. Drew Barrymore
sexy growing-up growing
I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be 'sexy,' even before I knew what the word was. Dolly Parton
sexy strong powerful
I define sexy as a real salt-of-the-earth woman who knows who she is, who feels strong and powerful. Andie MacDowell
sexy real thinking
I think a good role model has to be sexy. Real, empowered, self-possessed women are sexy. When you're really in control of your choices, your mood, your body, and your opinions, people find you sexy. Amanda Palmer
sexy god-knows knows
I'm not, sexy, am I? God knows, I've tried Cilla Black
sexy hurt gymnastics
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. Andy Rooney
sexy giving water
I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different. Ricky Martin
sexy smart character
I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. Suzanne Vega
sexy artist clothes
I don't want to be an artist, go on tour and make a video and wear sexy clothes. I would just love to make music. Rashida Jones
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous airports care
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport. George Carlin
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous office political
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. Harry S Truman
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn