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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
players spoken
You shouldn't have spoken to the players like that. No, you should have. Roy Keane
puts students wait
Every day we wait puts our students at a disadvantage. Eugene White
smart intelligent libido
Women I know are smart, educated, intelligent, capable of doing anything that anybody else can do. Mike Huckabee
smart believe dumb
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. Kurt Vonnegut
smart rich ifs
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
work independent labor-day
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
work creativity ideas
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. S. I. Hayakawa
workout work-out hip-hop
I'm an R&B and Hip-Hop type guy. When I work out, which I do at least four or five times a week, I love to get the latest Hip-Hop because it really pumps me up and inspires me to get that workout on. Morris Chestnut
work
I do not like work even when someone else is doing it. Mark Twain
work planning sensuality
Sensuality takes planning and work. Mason Cooley
work
Nobody could call the work of Noche Flamenca & Soledad Barrio pallid. Robert Gottlieb
work
I'm always pretty tense about everything when it comes to work. Matthew Goode
work
I have a lot of energy, and I like to work. Patti Smith
work men burying
Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work. Evan Esar