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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
last trace
Rather, like the anarchists of the last century, he didn't care if he was killed or not. They just wanted to be known. We found no trace of any conspiracy. John Sherman Cooper
last played team
We're a better team right now, the way we've played the last 10 games. Bobby Lutz
last looking selective signed taking year
We signed 23 last year, and this year we signed 12. This year we were very selective because we were looking at taking one at every position, basically.
lasts months
The last 29 days of the month are the toughest! Nikola Tesla
last trust
Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love. Rabindranath Tagore
last months nine saw waiting work
What I saw today, it made me feel good. It made my work for the last nine months look good. I've been waiting for it. Octavio Dotel
last taken train year
In the last year or so, this has really taken off like a freight train without brakes.
last year
In the last year and a half, (A9) hasn't skyrocketed in popularity.
last seeing
In the last two years, we're seeing more and more communities saying, 'We just don't want to use the technology.