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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny team london-olympics
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
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funny humor night
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humor mean thinking
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. Simon Pegg
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor tunnels light
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Steven Tyler
humor perfection generosity
Your generosity is more important than your perfection. Seth Godin
humor cat chance
The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances. Thelonious Monk
eyesight
As long as I've got my eyesight I'm not going to stop. Peter Cameron
eyes kiss love scholars-and-scholarship soul speak
The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze. Unknown
eye finds four run running time
I've run from four hurricanes, and every time the eye finds me, ... That's why I'm not running from this one. Why run if it's going to find me?
eyes good true
The way the lyric, ?you're just too good to be true I can't take my eyes off you.? It's just magical. Frankie Valli
eye want focused
I always keep my eye focused on what I would and want to wear. Cam Newton
eye voice common-sense
When it was first said that the sun stood still and world turned round, the common sense of mankind declared the doctrine false; but the old saying of Vox populi, vox Dei [the voice of the people is the voice of God], as every philosopher knows, cannot be trusted in science. Charles Darwin
eye golf drs
It doesn't happen all the time, but when I'm playing well it's as if my eyes change. I can feel it. I just feel like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde-a transformation happens, I'm a totally different human being. I don't hear anybody, I don't see anybody, nothing bothers me, nothing is going to interfere with what I'm about to do. Jane Blalock
eye faces looks
I'd rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes. Jane Birkin
eye writing giving
Writing an autobiography, usually thought of as a looking back, can just as well be a looking across or through, with the passing of time giving an X-ray quality to the eye. Janet Frame