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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
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Back in the Eighties, I'd buy the biggest Benetton jumper I could find and would wear it long-sleeved, hanging off my shoulders, with a varsity jacket and a baseball cap on back to front with a quiff. I was the smallest boy in my class, and I looked like a reject from New Kids On The Block. Terrible. Jamie Bamber
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Right now there's a risk in signing any baseball player, whether or not there's been a rumor about him or not. There's a dark cloud over the entire sport. Jeff Chown
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This is great for Mexico. You see commercials on the TV for all the baseball powerhouse countries and they mention Cuba, the Dominican, Puerto Rico, Venezuela. They don't mention Mexico. Maybe now they will. Esteban Loaiza
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This is a pitchers' ballpark. Everybody knows that here. It's not in my mind anymore. I'm just here to play baseball -- that's what I'm going to do. Some of these guys are worried about it. That's not by business. Jose Guillen
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This gives baseball more global credibility. But it's an uphill battle. It's difficult to unseat the more established sports in any given country.
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your hands get cold, your feet get cold, but if you can't find a way to keep your mind off that stuff in a World Series, you probably shouldn't be in it. Brad Ausmus
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What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did. Babe Ruth
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Gee, its lonesome in the outfield. It's hard to keep awake with nothing to do.
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You know this baseball game of ours comes up from the youth - that means the boys. And after you've been a boy, and grow up to know how to play ball, then you come to the boys you see representing themselves today in our national pastime.
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The predictable thing about 'The Good Wife' is how unpredictable 'The Good Wife' is. Archie Panjabi
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My wife's married. I'm not. Charles Barkley
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If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. Anton Chekhov
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My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. Craig Finn
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Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much. Barbara Bush
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Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups. Ben Horowitz
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Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all. Dominic West
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I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. Dave Pelzer
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My wife and I are both Libertarian; she was a Democrat and I was a Republican, and we both met in the middle somewhere. Clint Eastwood