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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
shoes red carpet
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet. Aziz Ansari
shoes people native
The working people are bound to their native shoes. Benito Mussolini
shoes giving pairs
I live in heels. Give me a pair of flip-flops and I'll trip all over myself. Brenda Song
shoes pairs fabulous
I love Michael Kors! I also love Miu Miu shoes - they're fabulous, I have so many pairs. Bella Thorne
shoes humanity viruses
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. Bill Hicks
shoes boots flip
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. Bobby Darin
shoes use sells
I actually did use to sell shoes. Alex Winter
shoes boots speak
Don't speak ill of your predecessors or successors. You didn't walk in their shoes. Donald Rumsfeld
shoes
I never wear the same shoe twice. Deion Sanders
feet good separates tall
The thing that separates him from a lot of linemen is his mobility. He's got real good feet for a tall guy. Chuck Jordan
feet
Now I've got 3 feet of water, so I can't plant. Daniel Kerr
feet missing littles
But, if you miss (the supposedly easy pin) by just a little bit, you're looking at the next putt from 30 feet. The ball just rolls away. Ben Crenshaw
feet cards world
I will go out of this world feet first with my Lib Dem membership card in my pocket. Charles Kennedy
feet mountain purpose
There is already a mountain of evidence that Saddam Hussein is gathering weapons for the purpose of using them. And adding additional information is like adding a foot to Mount Everest Ari Fleischer
feet people said
So you’re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It’s like having feet. It’s nothing to brag about. Daniel Handler
feet burden savior
Lay the burden at the feet of the Savior. Richard G. Scott
feet mcdonalds car
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy. Brian Posehn
feet scripts problem
If you have script problems and you don't fix them by the time you shoot, your script problems are now 40 feet tall. Bruce Campbell