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At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
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Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
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A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory. 
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Once he adjusts to the college game, he's going to be a very good player. He's already very strong.
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It's not the college degree that makes a writer. The great thing is to have a story to tell. Polly Adler
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They'd use wood rather than aluminum bats, so you'd get a better idea of what to expect. The first thing a minor-league pro will do to a college hitter is to come inside. The pitchers tried, Troy made the adjustments.
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There were 300 college students trying to fill this big tent with a wooden floor.
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This is very, very competitive. Three-quarters of the kids that play here end up with a full-ride scholarship to a university or college in the United States.
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This is the start of something very, very big. Having a consistent weekly time slot will increase the visibility and significance of college soccer nation-wide. We look forward toward the future expansion of this package with the goal of highlighting even more programs and players.
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It's a great league for college players, or maybe someone in their early 20s, who wants to play at the higher levels. But there is no money in it for anyone. Everyone does it because they love the game.
college dream football game
It's a dream game for college football fans. Chris Spielman
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Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
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God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you? Tori Amos
looks prototype
I'm like, 'He looks like the prototype linebacker big and muscular, mean-looking.'Ê Donnie Edwards
looks hopeless married
Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married? Eric Braeden
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It looks like we're getting on a roll, but I don't want to speak too soon.
looks
It looks like we may be on the way to recovery, Ron Hill
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It looks like we can come to terms with this and get it resolved. I hope.
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It looks like things are going to get rough,
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It looks like they're all linked. We've got copycat on the radar, but we don't think that's what this is.