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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
travel heart eye
We travel to open our hearts and eyes and learn more about the world than our newspapers will accommodate. Pico Iyer
travel home causes
Hold on to me as we go, as we roll down this unfamiliar road. And although this wave is stringing us along, just know you're not alone, 'cause I'm gonna make this place your home. Phillip Phillips
travel home ideas
Florence and Milan had given him ideas more flexible than those of people who'd stayed at home. Hilary Mantel
travel carpe-diem journey
We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment. Hilaire Belloc
travel venice visitors
Though there are some disagreeable things in Venice there is nothing so disagreeable as the visitors. Henry James
travel journey should
Each traveler should know what he has to see, and what properly belongs to him, on a journey. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
travel voyages return
It is always sad to leave a place to which one knows one will never return. Such are the melancolies du voyage: perhaps they are one of the most rewarding things about traveling. Gustave Flaubert
travel mind
They say travel broadens the mind, but you must have the mind. Gilbert K. Chesterton
travel home restless
Restless at home, and ever prone to range. John Dryden
new-york white people
Without aging white males, I doubt the 'New York Times' would survive. How many young people, females, Hispanics and blacks subscribe to the 'New York Times?' Dennis Prager
new-york play yankees
I wanted to play for the New York Yankees. That was the bottom line. I wanted to be there and play in that new stadium. Andy Pettitte
new-york feelings london
The first time I landed in New York and got a cab to my hotel, I was completely struck by it: a feeling of life and chaos, 24 hours around the clock, just like in London. And whatever your problem is, it's insignificant. You're just a small part of something very big. America Ferrera
new-york months miami
I’m excited to join Power 105.1 in New York and The Beat in Miami and expand my brand even further in the coming months. Angie Martinez
new-york years records
I just started to do my own thing for about a year and a half, and I worked in the evening selling phonograph records. Then I said to myself, "I'm afraid I have to go to New York after all." Claes Oldenburg
new-york men two-year-olds
If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. Anthony Bourdain
new-york guy comforting
I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing. Anthony Bourdain
new-york new-orleans cities
In America, there might be better gastronomic destinations than New Orleans, but there is no place more uniquely wonderful. ... With the best restaurants in New York, you'll find something similar to it in Paris or Copenhagen or Chicago. But there is no place like New Orleans. So it's a must-see city because there's no explaining it, no describing it. You can't compare it to anything. So, far and away New Orleans. Anthony Bourdain
new-york atmosphere selling
New York restaurants are about selling atmospheres. Andy Warhol