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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
jobs different film
Producing is making films without having to work sometimes. It's still making films, but it's a different job. Brett Ratner
jobs leader
My job is to throw passes and be a leader. Brett Favre
jobs comedy desks
I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. Brandon T. Jackson
jobs perfect firsts
Remember that your job as a practicing writer is to remember it's never going to be perfect on your first pass. Brandon Sanderson
jobs wheels wheel-of-time
My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to screw it up. Brandon Sanderson
jobs husband confused
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. Barbara Steele
jobs pay depth
The depths of the Depression. You didn't ask what the job was, what the pay was, you didn't ask about stock options, or - you said yes Art Linkletter
jobs best-job able
I'm not concentrated or concerned with any other factors rather than just being able to do the best job that I can. Benigno Aquino III
jobs actors employed
Your job as an actor is to stay employed. Benjamin Bratt
boxing boys mentality number nurse strictly truly
When I'm boxing I'm strictly in the mentality of a boxer. When I'm a nurse I'm strictly in the mentality of a nurse. When I'm around the boys I'm a mom. That is truly my number one job. Elizabeth Mooney
boxing scream minutes
Besides Scream, I liked The Purge. It stuck with me because it reminds me of boxing - you have 45 minutes to punch someone legally without consequence. Danny Garcia
boxing giving guy
You take what the guy gives you. If there's nothin' there, you handle it. No problem. Angelo Dundee
boxing guy tanks
Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank. Angelo Dundee
boxing guy looks
When she would walk, it was like rhythm. The guys' heads would bounce, but I wouldn't look because I was married. Angelo Dundee
boxing giving fighter
Trainers give of themselves. So, I learned and I projected it with my fighter. Angelo Dundee
boxing way earth
Joe Louis, to me, was the finest human being God put on this earth in every way. Angelo Dundee
boxing forever muhammad
It's been like that forever. We got spoiled by Joe Louis, by Rocky Marciano. Muhammad ruined us for everybody. He was great outside [the ring]; he was great inside. We got so accustomed to it we thought we deserved it. Angelo Dundee
boxing good helping job man played successful
We haven't played man much this year, but we know if we are going to be a successful team, we are going to have to play it. They did a good job of defending, helping each other out, boxing out when they need to. Grover Battle