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hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious machines my-favorite
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
hilarious stars school
If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted. Mindy Kaling
hilarious england needs
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Matt Groening
hilarious believe vampire
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
hilarious silly men
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. Milton Berle
hilarious book library
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
hilarious dream love-yourself
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali
circles football hampton name roads
His name in football circles in Hampton Roads is well-respected. Max Gillespie
circles except latitude planet pointed proper true
I will have no circles except the zodiac, on which I will have the true latitude and longitude of each planet pointed out by its proper index. David Rittenhouse
circles ducks swim
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Rhodri Morgan
circles people circle-of-friends
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like. Woodrow Wilson
circles track worry
Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter. Robin Williams
circles competence perimeter
If we have a strength, it is in recognizing when we are operating well within our circle of competence and when we are approaching the perimeter. Warren Buffett
circles different goes-on
In an amusement park, you can go on a roller coaster that carries you up and down, or you can go on another kind of ride that whirls you around in a circle. Similarly, there are different sorts of entertaining experiences in the theater. Wallace Shawn
circles incompetence
Incompetence is often highly regarded in governmental circles. William Wallace
circles full-circle
Life comes full circle. Tracey Gold
purely
I wanted us to leave, purely as a precautionary measure,
pure
Pure women are only those who have not been asked. Ovid
pure stakes
Arts and crafts, or getting to be in a play with people, or making a little short film, that's pure sugar, because the stakes are so low. David Rakoff
pure relatively
Through pure accident of birth, I've managed to stay relatively youthful. Niall Ferguson
pure roy san served sons
Silliness, pure silliness. There was Roy Rogers' Sons of the Pioneers, there was the Sons of the San Joaquin. It was in that spirit, and tongue-in-cheek, but we've had it for all these years and it's served us well, I think.