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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
ice-cream ice taste
Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again. Boman Irani
ice shots
We should have been able to ice them away when we had them. We had the shots we wanted at the end but couldn't get anything out them. Glenn Thiel
ice-cream ice booze
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze. Del Shannon
ice-cream goes-on fudge
When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. Andy Warhol
ice-cream two house
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. Tom Waits
ice-cream play tennis
My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good. Vic Braden
ice-cream expression nurse
By the time we hit the streets they were silent and closed in on us, and they had assumed the Nonchalant Look, an expression that said, I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. But they were, and we were their six lunatics, so we behaved like lunatics. Susanna Kaysen
ice-cream nurse six
I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor.
ice fire darkness
As for the end of the universe…I say let it come as it will, in ice, fire, or darkness. What did the universe ever do for me that I should mind its welfare? Stephen King
cubes sugar calm
KEEP CALM and HAVE A SUGAR CUBE Suzanne Collins