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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
football occupies portion
I've been around long enough to know that football only occupies a portion of what I do in life, Bob Howell
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It would be the first time he didn't show up for one since I've been here. The one thing about Curtis Martin, if he doesn't think he can help the football team, he won't do it. If he thinks he can help the football team then he will play. Herman Edwards
football touch
A little two-hand touch football -- that's enough for me right now, Greg Paulus
football time watching
You should take your time and do it now and again, like watching football Gianluca Vialli
football goes great team
You never know what's going to happen. One team could go in there and everything goes their way. But barring that happening, we feel like it'll be a great football game. Ted Taylor
football next-day long
Just, you never know what the next day is going to bring. That goes for football, goes for off the field, and I gave up a long time ago trying to predict the future and trying to deal with things I couldn't deal with. Brett Favre
football inspiration packers
I've always been a Packer, always will be a Packer. Brett Favre
football purpose world
Football is easy, it's not success. To me success is being a world changer. Football is my platform but not my purpose. Brandon Marshall
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I love football in the rain. That is what it's all about. Brian Urlacher
winning one-day actresses
I'm one of the best actresses. One day I will win an Oscar. Bai Ling
winning history historical
Tomorrow, the Tripartite Pact will become an instrument of just peace between the peoples. Italians! Once more arise and be worthy of this historical hour! We shall win. Benito Mussolini
winning ninety-nine making-money
Ninety nine per cent of the time, for anyone who wins or makes money, it makes them happy. Brian Blessed
winning thinking oscars
I never planned to win an Oscar. When I auditioned for 'Ray,' I was just thinking about what a great project it would be. Jamie Foxx
winning race car
Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races Carroll Shelby
winning voice minnesota
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota. Al Franken
winning jewels anchors
Consistency: It's the jewel worth wearing; It's the anchor worth weighing; It's the thread worth weaving; It's a battle worth winning. Charles R. Swindoll
winning law battle
With mammals the male appears to win the female much more through the law of battle than through the display of his charms. Charles Darwin
winning player clubs
You want to win things and I am at a club where we have the players to do that. Jamie Redknapp