Famous Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

William Hazlitt

Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.

Jonathan Swift

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Tom Bodett

Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

Alexis Ohanian

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

George Bernard Shaw

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

Groucho Marx

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Gore Vidal

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

Jim Butcher

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Winston Churchill

Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?

William P. Young

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Rose Bergquist

I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.

Kasey Kahne

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

Lindsay Pearce

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

Laura Anne Gilman

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.

Johann Sebastian Bach

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Arabian Proverbs

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Aaron Boone

I took it as a frustrated, idiotic comment, especially considering the slop he was throwing up there. I mean, who is Josh Towers?