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Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
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At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
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Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
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Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
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A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
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I went to school on a military base in Germany. I got a lot of my clothes at the army surplus store. Debby Ryan
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All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines. Amar Bose
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My overall worldview has never changed: that America has and must maintain the strongest military in the world, that we must lead the international community to confront threats and challenges together, and that we must use all tools of American power to protect our citizens and our interests. Chuck Hagel
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This current government in Iraq has never fulfilled the commitments it made to form a unity government with the Kurds, the Sunnis and the Shia. We have worked hard with them within the confines of our ability to do that but we can't dictate to them.
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They [US Administration] have exploited hip-hop and some of the culture around it - magazines, videos, etc. - to recruit people into the military. The Army says it will give out Hummers, platinum teeth, or whatever to those that actually join. Chuck D.
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If I had my way, I would build a lethal chamber as big as the Crystal Palace, with a military band playing softly, and a Cinematograph working brightly; then I'd go out in the back streets and main streets and bring them in, all the sick, the halt, and the maimed; I would lead them gently, and they would smile me a weary thanks; and the band would softly bubble out the 'Hallelujah Chorus'. D. H. Lawrence
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I spent two years in the military service, then I trudged around in repertory for quite a while. I somehow wound up at the National Theatre, though, and then I was definitely on my way. Anthony Hopkins
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Washington's defeat in 1754 was followed by active military preparations on both sides. Albert Bushnell Hart
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The one word you use in military flying is duty. It's your duty. You have no control over outcome, no control over pick-and-choose. It's duty. Chuck Yeager
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I went into the Air Corps from 1943 through 1945. Bobby Thomson
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Within a minute's time, the fire doors in that area of the ship totally isolated that part of the vessel. The ... air conditioning system was shut down so that the fire would not get any oxygen internally. Bob Dickinson
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With Roberts, there was an air of inevitability from the very beginning. This situation is completely different. Nan Aron
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You had local officials who were clearly traumatized. The 10,000 number was picked out of the air by someone who was clearly on his way to post-traumatic stress syndrome - and understandably so.
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When you make a lot of movies, some of them don't work. So when something does work and people are genuinely moved and you have 150 million people worldwide seeing a movie, believe me, it feels good and you want to snatch those victories from the air and hold onto them as long as you can, ... It just doesn't happen very often in the film business no matter whose career it is. Rick McCallum
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We all know that we're up in the rarified air as far as price. But I think people realize now that we're not making this up. It's a real budget, not a shell game. The community has said it wants a 50-year building, not a 27-year building. Well, if you really want it, here's the price tag.
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Uribe is such a breath of fresh air in Latin America; it's nice to have a country down there that's dependable.
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The organized American air and ground pirates, who even call themselves murderers, are assisting in establishing this Jewish domination.
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Two air ambulances are needed for speedy evacuation of the casualties; four mobile hospitals are needed,