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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
hilarious girl boys
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
hilarious hurt mean
Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious feel-good kicks
Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
hilarious peace humor
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
hilarious cooking kitchen
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen Rita Rudner
hilarious language
I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell
hilarious heart challenges
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
hilarious focus salad
I want to focus on my salad. Martha Stewart
hilarious honest obsessed truly writer
I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic men common-sense
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley
sarcastic real mean
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should. Brendon Urie
sarcastic sheep
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic enemy ifs
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
sarcastic mean sarcasm
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. Aubrey Plaza
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan