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The performance of the stock is going to come down to the movies. It's that simple. And there are no sequels in store for next year. David Miller
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Everything I do is geared towards improving my next performance. Carolina Kluft
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We've been playing good. But over the next two weeks we get to find out what we're made of. We get to play the top two teams in the conference. Mackey Sasser
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You can't worry about the mistakes, because you're going to make a lot of them. You've got to be thinking about your next move. Ben Horowitz
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The girl next door isn't necessarily blonde and blue-eyed anymore. So I don't feel like I need to morph into that all-American thing. Emmanuelle Chriqui
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We're trying to provide a platform for applications. We think that's the next level. We are trying to become the Windows of the internet. Marc Benioff
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So on my screenplay, on the left-hand side of the page, I will put all the ideas that refer to the scene next to it so I have some sort of pictorial reference. Adrian Lyne
next week
We have to come back next week with a vengeance. Ted Bahhur
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There has been plenty of speculation and we will see next week. It's always encouraging when a player says he wants to come to Liverpool. Rick Parry