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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. Eva Gabor
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A man who views the world the same... Muhammad Ali
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Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Jim Gaffigan
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. Robert Southey
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If you're not getting older, you're dead. Tom Petty
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie Snow
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Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
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I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
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Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
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Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White
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I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee. Chelsea Clinton
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Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for. Charlyne Yi
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Act your age, not your shoe size. Prince
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Will Rogers