Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Tom Petty

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Jim Gaffigan

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Eva Gabor

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Muhammad Ali

A man who views the world the same...

Robert Southey

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Alan Perlis

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Charles Lamb

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Dennis Miller

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

Chelsea Clinton

I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

Charlyne Yi

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

Betty White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Diane von Furstenberg

Generosity is the best investment.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Will Rogers

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.