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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. Dwayne Johnson
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
funny fitness book
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton
funny inspiring girly
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
funny zoos concrete-jungle
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. Desmond Morris
school college trouble
So I never had trouble getting work or working or doing - I always worked. I worked when I went to college. I worked after school. Robert Barry
school hard-work parent
Work hard in school and listen to your parents. They really do want the very best for you and have been where you're going. Rob Paulsen
school government volunteer
You can study government and politics in school, but the best way to really understand the process is to volunteer your time. Rob McKenna
school kids sick
I have been looking forward to this age of my life for a long time. In my twenties, I marked the days on the calendar - I was sick of playing high-school kids. Rob Lowe
school successful months
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. ' Red Skelton
school technology organization
About half my work in education is U.S. political reform around school districts and charter schools, and creating more room for entrepreneurial organizations to develop. And about half on technology, which I look at as a global platform. Reed Hastings
school opportunity law
After law school, I had the opportunity to clerk for a tremendous judge, Leonard I. Garth, on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit, the court to which I was appointed in 1990. Samuel Alito
school college thinking
A generation earlier, I think that somebody from my background probably would not have felt fully comfortable at a college like Princeton. But, by the time I graduated from high school, things had changed. Samuel Alito
school college law
This was a time of great intellectual excitement for me. Both college and law school opened up new worlds of ideas. Samuel Alito
thinking issues want
A bad author can take the most moral issue and make you want to just never, ever think about that moral issue. Azar Nafisi
thinking religion trying
Never try to discourage thinking, for you are sure to succeed. Bertrand Russell
thinking able taxation
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. Charles Kettering
thinking soul mind
When I look back, it saddens me to think that I was so hard on myself - when I was younger, I thought I had to look like everyone else, but I learned that beauty comes from how you feel about yourself. Once I started taking care of my mind, body, and soul, I realized that I didn't need to conform to what's "normal" and started to love myself. Demi Lovato
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. Demetri Martin
thinking blessing bed
I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start. Dale Evans
thinking organization white
The White Ribbon Foundation is organization I support. They're bringing awareness of violence against women and I think it's important in our society. Dustin Clare
thinking interesting bored
Business is full of complexities. That's what makes it so interesting. Anyone who thinks it's boring hasn't given it much thought. Donald Trump
thinking presidential clinton
I just don't think Hillary Clinton has the presidential look. Donald Trump