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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. Christopher Morley
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher Morley
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie
girl nice flower
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! Bella Thorne
girl boys hip-hop
I'm not a boy band kind of girl. I like hip-hop, I like R&B. Bella Thorne
girl character dancing
When I owned the theater, I had the Glen Miller Orchestra. I had 20 girls singing and dancing. I had a cast of characters. It was a big group production, as well as ushers, ticket takers. Bobby Vinton
girl growing-up teenage
Teenage girls read in packs. It's true today, and it was true when I was a teen growing up in a small town in northeast Oklahoma. Ally Carter
girl dream littles
It's every little girl's dream," she said. "Interpol surveillance. And kittens. Ally Carter
girl falling-in-love uncles
Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well." -Uncle Charles Ally Carter
girl desperate-measures weapons
I could have lied. I could have fought. But desperate times call for desperate measures, so I took a chance and called upon a Gallagher Girl's weapon of last resort. I flirted Ally Carter
girl sex smart
Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes. Anthony Jeselnik
girl smart teenager
I've never been an idiot - I was a smart girl but I'd do stupid things like go around Asda and nick stuff because my friends told me to. I was a good girl as a teenager. Amy Winehouse
crazy writing fighting
It's harder to write two people happy and in love than two people fighting and driving each other crazy. Shelley Long
crazy people grudge
You figure that time could heal all wounds, but some people just really hold a crazy grudge. Steven Adler
crazy book hats
Sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. Ray Bradbury
crazy character wrestling
From wrestling to my hip-hop thing, I've just been able to do so much and meet so many crazy characters. Randy Savage
crazy character play
I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor. Randy Quaid
crazy guy kind
You know, I'm kind of a wild crazy workaholic guy. Randy Jackson
crazy mistake thinking
I think it's a huge mistake. I think regime change in Syria, and this is what - I've been saying this for several years now. In 2013 when we first went in, I said, you are going to give arms to the allies of al Qaida, to radical jihadists? That's crazy. Rand Paul
crazy ideas people
We had people coming to our Foreign Relations Committee and saying, "Oh, we need to arm the allies of Al Qaida." They are still saying this. It is a crazy notion. This is the biggest debate we should be having is is regime change a good idea; has it been a good idea. Rand Paul
crazy design stories
One of the best animated films I've seen come out of Disney was the Tarzan movie. I wasn't crazy about the story or the design on Tarzan's face, but the traditional animation was spectacular. Ralph Bakshi