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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. Dwayne Johnson
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
funny fitness book
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton
funny inspiring girly
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
funny zoos concrete-jungle
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. Desmond Morris
crazy writing fighting
It's harder to write two people happy and in love than two people fighting and driving each other crazy. Shelley Long
crazy people grudge
You figure that time could heal all wounds, but some people just really hold a crazy grudge. Steven Adler
crazy rose missing
I ran into Axl [Rose] at a club some year ago and told him he's crazy, we all miss them, and he needs to get the band back together. Steven Tyler
crazy thinking differences
I think it takes a little bit of crazy to make a difference in this world. Steven Tyler
crazy school hard-work
I was a very earnest, hard working boy at school, but my parents were distressed because I was always bottom of the class. But I wasn't dilatory, I worked like crazy. Ridley Scott
crazy silly men
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. Richard Simmons
crazy thinking play
I think insanity is the hardest thing to play. Richard Armitage
crazy rocks leather-jackets
The whole idea of punk rock is that you're dressing yourself in a crazy leather jacket with safety pins and a Mohawk. The idea of being the rebel is a boring societal idea. It's such a type. And that's what I was, without knowing it. Michael Ian Black
crazy rain thinking
Hello!" He said hello and then said, "What are you up to now?" "I'm still crazy. The rain feels good. I love to walk in it. "I don't think I'd like that," he said. "You might if you tried." "I never have." She licked her lips. "Rain even tastes good." "What do you do, go around trying everything once?" he asked. "Sometimes twice. Ray Bradbury