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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
money giving coats
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Joey Lauren Adams
money lying men
Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships, the poor man everywhere lies low. Ovid
money flip causes
Register my money, for the money gymnastic. Cause I make it flip now they be lookin all nasty. Nicki Minaj
money cheese mice
We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.
money pay corporations
If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't. Larry Wall
money time
Any time you make changes, money has to come from somewhere. Rae Waters
money genius profit
Even genius is tied to profit. Pindar
money games important
Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest. Ted Williams
money needs world
The world needs ditch diggers, too. Ted Knight
husband children thinking
There are many times when I think I would have rather died with my husband. It would have been pleasanter, simpler. But it would have been worse for the children and the family in general. Nina Bawden
husband my-best-friend my-husband
My best friend is my husband. Samantha Bond
husband winning white
If Hillary Clinton wants to win the White House, she's gonna have to convince Americans they can trust her and if you seen the polls, they don't. There's one American who has faith in her, her husband Bill. Eric Bolling
husband wife church
Pastors started killing their church members and church members killed pastors. Husbands killed wives. It's a situation no one can describe. Paul Rusesabagina
husband wife principles
Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word. Myles Munroe
husband cures girlhood
A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood. Moliere
husband law annoyed
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
husband interesting feels
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. Milton Berle
husband wonderful
I have a wonderful husband, and we have had a great life. Natalie Babbitt