Famous Quotes & Sayings

Gilbert Gottfried

I found out about Jonathan Winters death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashians divorce before she did.

Germaine Greer

Marriage made more sense when it was indissoluble. It's the woman trying to cope with the strains of a one-parent family who will suffer most from the relaxation of the divorce laws.

Germaine Greer

Lovers who are free to go when they are restless always come back; lovers who are free to change remain interesting. The bitter animosity and obscenity of divorce is unknown where individuals have not become Siamese twins.

Gordon B. Hinckley

Criticism is the seed of divorce, and it develops rebellion in our young.

Gordon B. Hinckley

Criticism is the forerunner of divorce, the cultivator of rebellion, sometimes an agent that leads to failure.

Jill Scott

I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is.

Jerry Hall

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

Gregory David Roberts

Once you love something, you can never stop loving it. Even after a divorce, the heart will not stop loving.

Hank Azaria

I've been divorced and I had to get back out there be single again and do some of that in the genuinely miserable state where you really do wonder what the hell is going on. And you feel like trying to have casual conversation with someone you don't know on the surface of the moon or something.

Anton Chekhov

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.

Michael Caine

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

Markus Zusak

When she faced the noise, she found the mayor’s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an embroidered swastika. Propaganda even reached the bathroom.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

Jim Gaffigan

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Jennifer Lopez

It's like every day is the worst day of your life. And you're trapped and you're scared and you have to portray those emotions in every take and really take yourself to those places. (about her role as an abused wife in ENOUGH.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Carrie Underwood

We created Calia to make it easier for me and all other women to work in working out

Jerry Garcia

If you're able to enjoy something, to devote your life to it or a reasonable amount of time and energy, it will work out for you.

Hank Azaria

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

Rob Zombie

You can't make everyone happy right away, you can't figure out what people want you to do, you just have to do what you want to do and hope it works out.

Sandra Bullock

Everything works out the way the universe wants it to work out.

Troy Garity

I work out, but not like I should.

Jake Abel

I only work out because I have high anxiety, and if I don't I tend to... I say I'm like a border collie. If I don't have something to expend my energy, I chew the furniture. So it just helps me level out so I don't do copious amounts of drugs.

Lara Stone

I work out sort of moderately.

Heidi Klum

My best advice is to work out with a buddy. They keep you motivated and get you out of bed.