Famous Quotes & Sayings

Anton Chekhov

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.

Michael Caine

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

Markus Zusak

When she faced the noise, she found the mayor’s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an embroidered swastika. Propaganda even reached the bathroom.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

Jim Gaffigan

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Jennifer Lopez

It's like every day is the worst day of your life. And you're trapped and you're scared and you have to portray those emotions in every take and really take yourself to those places. (about her role as an abused wife in ENOUGH.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Malia Davis

See how he looks at her when she's eating. He's totally in love.

Jay Wright

The timing of this is incredible. I know it looks like we really planned this well.

Clarke Peters

Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and when it's told, there's another one to tell.

Dustin Clare

We have researchers involved with the show [Spartacus] and they pointed me in a pretty great direction, in terms of what to read, and what to look at or look for, and they also provided me with some material.

Donald Trump

We do have to look at the mosques very carefully. The mosques, a lot of things are happening in there, folks, a lot of things.

Andy Griffith

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

Ally Carter

I for one like chaos. Chaos looks good on me.

Alex Pettyfer

I don't categorize movies. I just look for great stories.

Aldous Huxley

Those who feel themselves despised do well to look despising.