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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
care decision
A will is to make a decision how you should take care of yourself. Billy Blanks
care company cut financial health money teach wants
This isn't about money because Sikorsky has plenty. The company has said it wants to cut our health care to teach us a financial lesson. That's not right and it won't fly. Rocco Calo
care developers
This is something we will look more at (in the future). There are developers out there who care about the community.
care
This is something we have to take care of this year.
care days definitely employment nobody report
This is one of the days when nobody is really going to care because the employment report was definitely weak.
care game home obviously took
This is obviously the first step. You can't get a home game without making the playoffs, and we took care of that. Gary Gait
care conscience dogs follow mean prisoner state takes
The U.S. takes more care killing dogs than people. Just because a prisoner may have killed without care or conscience does not mean that the state should follow suit. Jamie Fellner
care cut hard kids room school
You need to take care of the kids and the room temperature, ... For many school districts, they've been doing conservation for so long, it's hard to cut any more.
care cleaning house supposed system taking
This is cleaning house and taking care of business. The way the system is supposed to work.