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redneck doubt way
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. Jase Robertson
redneck thinking entrepreneur
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck clothes might
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
redneck arms might
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
redneck might hours
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
redneck office might
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
redneck might needs
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
wife married my-wife
My wife's married. I'm not. Charles Barkley
wife betrayed teeth
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. Anton Chekhov
wife pockets my-wife
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. Craig Finn
wife black loyal
Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups. Ben Horowitz
wife former stills
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. Dave Pelzer
wife heaven tears
I walked out of the theater and started crying. My wife asked me, 'Why are you crying?' I said, 'Because I can't do that.' I didn't know how he did it. I've never seen anything like that. It's like this feat, this Rodin sculpture to me. It's like hearing an opera singer and the tears go down your face because it's not human what they're doing. It's like sounds of heaven. Dustin Hoffman
wife trying band
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. Ace Frehley
wife rosemary lambs
My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience. Alfred Molina
wife house together
It was time for me to spend more time with my wife. I'm not saying I do spend more time with my wife, because she would throw me out of the house, but we have breakfast together. I never did. Alex Ferguson
sausage enough starvation
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. Ernst Toller