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redneck texas might
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might soap
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck ems shade
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might bail
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck perfect people
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults. Travis Tritt
redneck artist my-favorite
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are! Johnny Ramone
wife betrayed teeth
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. Anton Chekhov
wife pockets my-wife
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. Craig Finn
wife looks remember
I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman here is not the one you are going to end up with, but she is going to be a lot like this woman; look at this woman, study this woman.' And when my wife showed up, He was like, 'You recognize her now?' Alec Baldwin
wife stubborn paid
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. Sugar Ray Leonard
wife trouble mets
My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met. Taylor Hanson
wife pals clinton
Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. Ron Fournier
wife made kill-me
I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. Scott Walker
wife faithful attention
We value virtue but do not discuss it. The honest bookkeeper, the faithful wife, the earnest scholar get little of our attention compared to the embezzler, the tramp, the cheat. John Steinbeck
wife sometimes fear-god
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes. Lech Walesa