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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny money doctors
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. Thomas Fuller
funny block book
A book that is shut is but a block. Thomas Fuller
funny fathers-day children
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby
funny humor jokes people pull twitter
Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter. Gigi Hadid
funny good mixed opinions people rude stand
Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.' Dionne Bromfield
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people powerful understand water
People do not understand how powerful that water is. Mike Davidson
people recovery skeptical
People do feel better about investing. But they are still very skeptical about the recovery and their expectations are way down. Doug Flynn
people using worried
People are worried about privacy, and its one of the reasons people are using a service like SnapChat. Peter Thiel
people seen town walking
People are walking all over town just going crazy. I've never seen it like this before. David Green
people
People are very, very provoked, ... They are boiling. Ahmed Ali
people time
People get to know me slowly and over the course of time. I'll probably still be a newcomer when I'm 60. Richard C. Armitage
people time transition
People did need ample time to be able to transition to an alternative therapy. Jennifer Smoter