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baseball football country
When I won the world championship, in 1972, the United States had an image of, you know, a football country, a baseball country, but nobody thought of it as an intellectual country. Bobby Fischer
baseball book my-favorite
I love baseball - 'Moneyball' was my favorite book when I was 13. Dylan O'Brien
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We were just talking about how baseball can chew you up if you let it. One day this can happens and the next day can be totally opposite. That won't happen, though, if you hang your head and feel sorry for yourself. You have to come back and get after it. Rod Schwarz
baseball want baseball-love
I love baseball and I don't want to be part of anything that would cheapen it or vulgarize it. Vin Scully
baseball games guy
I really love baseball. The guys and the game, and I love the challenge of describing things.
baseball boys stomach
Charlie Finley has soured my stomach for baseball. He treated me like a damn colored boy. Vida Blue
baseball nice cocky
I keep telling myself, don't get cocky. Give your services to the press and the media, be nice to the kids, throw a baseball into the stands once in a while.
baseball men genuine-person
Catfish Hunter was a man among men. He was a genuine person. There was nothing phony about him. I learned a lot from him, both on and off the baseball field.
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I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. Usher