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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
hardest
As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
hard jones last qualified qualify ryan state
(Diver) Ryan Jones qualified for State in El Dorado last weekend. So Cody is working hard so he can qualify for State. Terri Lemos
hard mental mistakes won
This one is hard for me because of all the mental mistakes we made. We should have won the game. Jim Morris
hard
We are always working hard but having fun. I think that's why we are so successful.
hard hard-work pleased pupils success work
We are very pleased with the results. Their success was down to a lot of hard work by pupils and staff. They have done very well. Andrew Gordon
hard pleased predict year
We are very pleased that there have been no murders this year so far, but it is hard to say why this has happened. Murders are hard to predict and hard to prevent.
hard impressed running training
We are very impressed with Patricia and Ryan. Those two are everything that we thought they would be. They are training hard and running well. Mark Phillips
hard played team
We didn't play as hard as they did. They made shots. They played harder, longer. They're just a better team than we are. Eddie Jordan
hard perform proud team tonight worked
We didn't perform very well as a team tonight but they worked hard and I'm proud of them.