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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. Dwayne Johnson
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
funny fitness book
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton
funny inspiring girly
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
funny zoos concrete-jungle
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. Desmond Morris
war world saving
Those who are convinced they have a monopoly on The Truth always feel that they are only saving the world when they slaughter the heretics. Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.
war men atheism
For it was by the Will of God that men were made of a certain bodily shape, were given their natures and their faculties. Whoever destroys His work wages war against God's Creation and God's Will. Adolf Hitler
war men essence
For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, the divine will. Adolf Hitler
war military enemy
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. Adolf Hitler
war light europe
Whoever lights the torch of war in Europe can wish for nothing but chaos. Adolf Hitler
war bridges cities
Defend Paris to the last, destroy all bridges over the Seine and devastate the city. Adolf Hitler
war order decay
Great nations do not succumb through lost wars, but rather through racial decay and the destruction of their internal order. Adolf Hitler
war mein-kampf ends
When diplomacy ends, War begins. Adolf Hitler
war want fool
I am insulted by the persistent asertion that I want war. Am I a fool? War! It would settle nothing. Adolf Hitler
world results activity
If there is anything in the world that can really be called a mans property, it is surely that which is the result of his mental activity. Arthur Schopenhauer
world emptiness made
God is the celebrity author of the world's best seller. We have made god into the biggest celebrity of all, to contain our own emptiness. Daniel J. Boorstin
world facts illusion
After a crisis we tell ourselves we understand why it happened and maintain the illusion that the world is understandable. In fact, we should accept the world is incomprehensible much of the time. Daniel Kahneman
world bigs gods-love
God's love in John 3:16 is not amazing because the world is so big, but because the world is so bad. D. A. Carson
world fit chopping
Instead of chopping yourself down to fit the world, chop the world down to fit yourself. D. H. Lawrence
world intricacy ghastly
Patience! Patience! The world is a vast and ghastly intricacy of mechanism, and one has to be very wary, not to get mangled by it. D. H. Lawrence
world speed individual
[Popular music]is all about traveling at the speed of you and elevating the individual as the highest thing in the world. Conor Oberst
world want way
Music becomes very personal. When you marry a message you want to send out into the world with good music, all of a sudden you have a very potent way of delivering your message. Conor Oberst
world may use
All the good things of the world are no further good to us than as they are of use; and of all we may heap up we enjoy only as much as we can use, and no more. Daniel Defoe